A priest and a pastor were standing by the side of the road holding a sign that read:

The End is Near! Turn Around Now Before It’s Too Late!”

A speeding driver rolled down his window and yelled, “You two are nuts!” and sped off.

A few minutes later, the priest and pastor heard screeching tires and a loud SPLASH!

The priest turned to the pastor and said, “Maybe our sign should just say ‘Bridge Is Out!’”

“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine…” ~ Proverbs 17:22

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